Friday 30 August 2013

Guernsey Granite Man Triathlon Training for Beginners (i.e. Monstrous Cycle routes in and around Glasgow)

It seems like years since I posted here - unfortunately my innate laziness extends to writing as well as training. In 9 days, I'll make a brave attempt at the Guernsey 'Graniteman' triathlon, which is a half ironman distance triathlon (1.9km swim in the sea, 90km bike, and a quick 21km run to finish off)

What a pain in the neck that will be.

Anyway, I must confess, at the beginning of August, the usual fear gripped me when, I realised that, no I couldn't blag this one either. So like a fool I began training, mostly here in Glasgow.

Although diet i'd say is the single most important thing in any long distance training, you have to have some decent places to train. Living in Moldova probably isn't brilliant, for example, if you are keen to cycle 50mile training rides every other day (due to the extreme danger of death and bad roads, more than the drunk taxi drivers you see in Russia) Anyway, in Glasgow I've found a few corkers in terms of long distance cycle paths (which you can of course also run along)

The two routes I've been using are

1. Glasgow to Fenwick - A cheeky wee 40miler, i'd recommend just going back the way you came though rather than whats on the map via Eaglesham, as that road to Eaglesham is downright dangerous - it's single track with bike lanes on each side (which means no cars ever acknowledge the cycle tracks existence, especially when a car is coming the other way.) However, there are some great tracks in the bizzare Whitelee wind farm which is on that road - it's the biggest windfarm in Europe and can be quite fun doing circuits there, with the army of giant windmills making their surreal whoosh and their shadows flitting across your face.

The route from Glasgow to Fenwick has one major drawback though - it's basically uphill all the way from Glasgow - thats about 20miles of uphill, which can be a bit of a ballbreaker. However once your out of Glasgow/Mearns then you have your own personal cycle path all the way. You can go on until Kilmarnock but along regular roads and remember by this time your in deepest Ayrshire with all the attendant inbreeding, so look out for people with six toes or three nipples (I should know.)

2. Glasgow to Balloch This 40 mile roundtrip monster takes you right to the shore of the beautiful Loch Lomond. It's a path pretty much all the way, and isn't quite as tough in the hill scene as no.1 above. You cycle along the canal and the River Leven, so its a beautiful route if its not raining, and even if it is, there's a pub at the end of the journey and a railway station (Balloch) that takes you all the way back to Glasgow Central for under 5 pounds if your too lazy to cycle back again. If you're feeling energetic, you can actually keep on going north, on a great looking track, a flat 17 miles more all the way up to Tarbert (here)  then on from there if you like the scenery.

I've agreed to do an Ironman finally next year, which means I'll be the fool running these routes next summer. If you see me lying on the side of the road with my face deep in cowdung, please take pity and take me to the fish and chip shop...





Friday 28 June 2013

THAT Running Song. Remembering the Marathon Des Sable and the Tunes That Pull You Through...

 I remember clearly, like it was yesterday, the 82km stage in the Marathon De Sables, where for some reason I followed a delirious frenchman a mile and half up a rocky hill in the wrong direction because he'd dropped his water (and if he'd kept going would likely be dead) When I got him he didn't speak english, so i had to pull him in the right direction, and we trotted back to the (by then dark) 'path' and on to the next checkpoint, where I met the two notorious scandos Krister and Jarmo and pushed on into the night....

 As dawn broke the next day and everyone had got lost (because some local kids had stolen the luminous way-markers) I found myself coming through some scrub and finally onto the 20km home stretch. I could see the tents of the end of the stage, shimmering way off in the distance, but after three hours, and as the sun rose and it pushed over a hundred and twenty, it still looked no nearer away and my spirit began to break.

 It's at these times a tune or two comes into your head, and through the tears you begin to sing. So when all seems lost and your out of water and your throat is burning and your blisters are bleeding, and the only sound is the forlorn croak of the vultures, and finally you consider what the newspaper will say about you, when you're found, dying alone with your eyes picked out in middle of the sahara... what do you sing?

'Everything Will Be All Right' by The Killers was the tune that got me through - a nice slow beat to run to, convincing myself that any minute I would be drinking some nice cool pepsi, eating fish and chips and dunking in the pool, but I thought i'd share my top 5 favourite running tunes with you here  that pull me through or speed me up on the very common days when I hit the wall....

1. Mr Brightside - The Killers.  Im not a big Killers fan really, just a few of their songs are standouts, and this is one of them, for running at least. The first riffs are uplifting and keep a fast pace going, and before you know it you're thinking of that hot girl you used to dally with from Uni days...

2. Call of The Cthulu - Metallica.  I like instrumentals like this, the way it kind of forces you on and builds up to a maddening energetic crescendo.

3. Extreme Ways - Moby.  Similar to 1. nice and upbeat and puts you in a good mood. Makes you think you're the guy in Bourne Identity.

4. Ostia - Sepultura. A furious bit of thrash that whips you into shape. Its also all about Dantes Journey in Hell so you'd better get running...

5. Mean Street - Van Halen. Fast pacy rock, with old Dave Lee Roth giving it laldy, you basically can never sleep to this...

There are more of course, but I'm always open to other perfect running tunes if anyone has some good recommendations...